RETORACALE adj  Repeating something from the Torah (Thanks Seth)

FILET MINYAN n.  A steak ordered by 10 Jews.

CHAIATAL HERNIA n. What you get when you were a Chai that is too big and heavy.

OYVAYSMEAR: What one says when the cream cheese squeezes out of the bagel and falls on your clean clothes.

SHOFARSOGUT: n. The relief one feels when after many attempts the shofar is finally sounded at the end of Yom Kippur.

IMPASTA n. A Jew who starts eating leavened foods before the end of Passover.

FEELAWFUL n. Indigestion from eating too much Israeli street food.

MINYANASTICS n. Going to incredible lengths and trouble to find the tenth person for a minyan.

ROSH HASHANANA  n. A Jewish rock 'n roll group.

MAMATZAH BALLS n. Matzah balls that are as good as mother used to make.

RE-SHTETLEMNT n. Moving from the Northeast to Florida and finding all your old neighbors live in the same condo as you.

MISHPACHAMARKS n. Lipstick and make-up stains found one one's face and collar after kissing all the relatives at a family function.

MEINSTEIN: slang. My child, the genius

JEWDO: n. A traditional form of self defense based of talking one's way out of a tight spot.

HEBORT v. To forget all the Hebrew one ever learned immediately after becoming a Bar of Bat Mitzvah.

DISORIENTA n. When Aunt Sadie gets lost in a department store and strikes up a conversation with everyone she passes.

DEJA NU n. Having the feeling you have seen the same exasperated look on your mother's face but not knowing exactly when.

CHUTZPAPA: n. A father who wakes his wife at 3:00 a.m so she can change the baby's diaper.

JEWBILATION: n. Pride in finding out that someone famous that you like and respect is Jewish.

TORAFIED: n. The inability to remember one's lines when called to read from the Torah

MATZILATION: v. Smashing a piece of matzah to bits while trying to butter it.